CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid
when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont
get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and
tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes
smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride
home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and
set up rally points and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong.
Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that **** was fun as
fuck!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put
some vagasil on your pussy.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
then give it back.
Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often
nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a
one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room
with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship
problems and hope it works out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard
road march, and will help you straighten it out better
than Dr. Phil.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind
your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field
more than your girl has, and would never even think
about doing that.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what
the crowd is doing.
Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that
left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer
when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer
for touching you on the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go
out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with
you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all
night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over
the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest
of that shit, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol
abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back
next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who
money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila
anymore".
Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and
then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet
for you."
Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
