NO, SERIOUSLY, I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF SPENDING A CARE-FREE LABOR DAY WEEKEND HERE AT HOME WITHOUT THANKING YOU, YOUR FATHER, AND THOSE LIKE HIM WHO ARE LABORING FURIOUSLY ON OUR BEHALF OVER IN THE WAR ZONE!
IT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF WARRIORS LIKE YOUR FATHER, MAKING THE SACRIFICES THEY DO, THAT WE CIVILIANS CAN LIVE IN PEACE HERE AT HOME!
THANK YOU, CUTE-BLONDE-GIRL, FOR NOT ONLY YOUR FATHER'S SACRIFICE, BUT FOR YOUR'S AS WELL!
GEE!
(THAT "SMILE'S" FOR YOU! THERE! HAVE ANOTHER ONE!)